Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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