I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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