apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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