R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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