A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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