My brain says no but my pants say off.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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