Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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