You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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