I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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