doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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