Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
This is my gift to your gina
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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