we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
