Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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