U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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