BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Randomize