Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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