About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
wow bdsm is so cute
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