wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I think i got beer on your cat.
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