i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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