: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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