We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Someone signed my nipple.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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