We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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