i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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