im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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