Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
