He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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