D3 body, D1 cock
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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