# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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