is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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