Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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