I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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love makes seman taste better
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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