And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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