just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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