Don't you send me to vm
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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