we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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