have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
