is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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