I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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