That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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