Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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