I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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