i think my tv is drunk
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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