question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
love makes seman taste better
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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