She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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