How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
not ubering you a puppy
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.