I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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