Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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