It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
