she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
vagina is talking i cant
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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