I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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