Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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