Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you will always have a special place in my vag
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
