It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
