belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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