Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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